I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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