He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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