Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Never joke about your clitoris.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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