I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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