ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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