I looked at my own cervix.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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