Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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