The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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