do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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