Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just want to make out with him forever
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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