i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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