its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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