giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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