Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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