i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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