just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Randomize
