if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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