I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
kristin has been a bad kristin
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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