Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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