So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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