It's Friday. Sex?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
