She went from zero to smokin in five shots
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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