I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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