Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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