so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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