hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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