I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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