I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
