yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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