omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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