i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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