So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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