Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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