how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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