Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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