Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I just made out with a guy for $7.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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