how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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