I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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