SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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