I just made out with a guy for $7.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize