he puts the penis in happiness.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize