So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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