No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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