I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
she looked like the before picture.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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