We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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