whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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