We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
