Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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