I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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