My balls are so social today.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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