we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Im part way to drunk.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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